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March 15, 2012

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Eggs Are Vegetarian

veg·e·tar·i·an noun /ˌvejiˈte(ə)rēən/ vegetarians, plural A person who does not eat meat, and sometimes other animal products, esp. for moral, religious, or health reasons adjective /ˌvejiˈte(ə)rēən/ Of or relating to the exclusion of meat or other animal products from the diet - a vegetarian restaurant There are plenty more definitions for the word on the internet, but the general meaning seems to be "exclusion of meat and fish from the diet". So why are eggs included in the non-vegetarian section? It is neither meat nor fish. It is an animal product such as milk and honey which are completely acceptable to vegetarians. Eggs being non-vegetarian is blindly accepted without thinking why. The common reasoning seems to be that eggs are non-vegetarian because it has potential for life. Chicken eggs are unfertilized when they're laid. Hens have the ability to lay eggs without any contact with the male bird. Therefore an unfertilized egg contains a...

Why Rage Comics Suck

Most people who have used Facebook recently would be well-acquainted with Rage Comics, more popularly known as Troll Comics. This form of humour has caught on with the internet thanks to the simplicity of the jokes and the ease with which they can be made. Entire Facebook pages exist solely to create and post such comics. It started around 2008 with the original Rage Guy - the one which says FFFFUUUUUU. Internet users found that a lot of things made them angry throughout the day and as a result all these incidents spawned badly-drawn comics. Suddenly, a dozen new ragefaces were created to capture different emotions and eventually the meme exploded. It would be unfair to say that none of these are funny. The meme started off well but once sites like Reddit and 9gag got hold of it, such a large quantity of rage comics were created that the good ones got buried under a giant pile of garbage. This can be said of pretty much every meme, but the difference is that most memes run t...

Superstar RAJNIKANT is an ILLUMINATI Member

Sunglasses hide the evil in his eyes. Rajnikant (aka - Rajinikanth, Indian Chuck Norris) is a name that any Indian would associate with #swag. But have you ever wondered how this former bus-conductor born to Marathi parents in Karnataka became the biggest star of Tamil Nadu and eventually the whole country? By selling his soul to the devil, of course. According to anecdotes from people who barely knew him and similar evidence, Rajinikanth joined the Indian branch of the Illuminati (Head-office believed to be located in Mumbai - the house of Bollywood and various other Satanic devices used to control the minds of the unenlightened) in around 1975. He sent a DD of Rs. 666 to them (his life-savings at the time) and got a certificate validating him as an Illuminati member which he proudly hangs in his bedroom even today. This is also when he adopted the name Rajnikanth to replace his real name - Shivaji Rao Gaikwad. This is extremely interesting because Rajnikanth spelled back...

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