|Sunglasses hide the evil in his eyes.|
Rajnikant (aka - Rajinikanth, Indian Chuck Norris) is a name that any Indian would associate with #swag. But have you ever wondered how this former bus-conductor born to Marathi parents in Karnataka became the biggest star of Tamil Nadu and eventually the whole country? By selling his soul to the devil, of course.
According to anecdotes from people who barely knew him and similar evidence, Rajinikanth joined the Indian branch of the Illuminati (Head-office believed to be located in Mumbai - the house of Bollywood and various other Satanic devices used to control the minds of the unenlightened) in around 1975. He sent a DD of Rs. 666 to them (his life-savings at the time) and got a certificate validating him as an Illuminati member which he proudly hangs in his bedroom even today. This is also when he adopted the name Rajnikanth to replace his real name - Shivaji Rao Gaikwad. This is extremely interesting because Rajnikanth spelled backwards is Htnakinjar.
Rajnikanth/Htnakinjar is an anagram for Raja Nth Kin. He chose this name to represent that he considers himself a relative of Satan (The Nth Kin of Satan, the King (Raja) of Hell). Diabolical, isn't it?
If the above rock-hard evidence wasn't enough to convince you, you're obviously a devil-worshiper. Still, here's some diamond-hard evidence. Just like Jay-Z, George W. Bush, Lady Gaga, Sachin Tendulkar and several others who are in the Illuminati, Rajnikant also likes to flaunt his affiliation.
Proof 1 : The Eye of Horus
This symbol of the Illuminati can be found everywhere, including Google Images pics of Rajnikanth.
Quoting the aforementioned source,
The Eye of Providence (or the all-seeing eye of God) is a symbol showing an eye often surrounded by rays of light or a glory and usually enclosed by a triangle.
Now, take a look at this poster for one of his obscure movies :
Nothing suspicious, right? Let's zoom in a little, shall we...
|Pixels don't lie.|
Rajnikanth is a sneaky bastard.
Proof 2 : The Devil's Horns
|When someone tells you to rock, JUST SAY NO!|
According to this source, this gesture is the Satanic salute, a sign of recognition between and allegiance of members of Satanism or other unholy groups. Making this gesture is one of the most disgusting, heinous and evil things you can do with your hands, second only to masturbation. It is said that a portal to hell opens up if you do both at the same time.
Unfortunately, this vile symbol has become so integrated into popular culture that no one notices when an actual Illuminati member flashes it. Take a look at this :
|"In your face, God!"|
REJECT SATAN. REJECT RAJNIKANTH.
Next Up : Are the Khans of Bollywood really REPTILE PEOPLE?! The answer is "Yes."